I met up with this Middle Eastern dude that seemed promising. He had some hot pics and really wanted to play. I get to his place and he has me waiting outside in the hallway for about 5-8 minutes. Seriously, I was ready to leave when he answered his door. The pics he was using were definitely not current. He resembled the pic but about 5-7 years ago. That being said, he was still doable. I get in and he has a nice place. He basically lets me know that he'll blow me but he's not that into it and really wants to get fucked. Cool. He also is not into reciprocation so he doesn't expect me to blow him. Fine, I didn't really want to. He shows me his room and low and behold he has a sling in it. I was curious as I've never fucked anyone in one before as well as weirded out because you should really mention that kinda thing before hand. I get undressed andI lay in his bed and he starts blowing me. He has his shirt off and he's pretty hairy so I'm expecting his ass to be the same. I'm nice and hard and he suggests using the sling. I ask some questions and he says a porn star friend of his let him borrow it as he was leaving town. Huh??? That doesn't even make sense. Whatever, blame it on the anonymous slutty porn star. Yeah right. He gets in it and we lock him up so he is restrained. I line up my cock and stick it in. He has a lot of lube there so I goes in pretty easily. It's kinda cool to fuck somebody in the rocking fashion of the sling but he won't shut up and it's a real turn off. I tell him to shut up but he keeps going on and on about how he loves getting fucked in the sling and for me to fuck him. Dude, in case you haven't noticed, a. you are in the sling and b. I am fucking you. Pretty soon, I start to lose my hard on. Eventually, I let him out of the sling and try to fuck him on the bed. It wasn't working, as I was not into the scene at all. I stop trying and start jerking off. As I get close, he asks for me to shoot inside him but I don't want to. Instead, I blow it on his face and he gets pissed. I shrug my shoulders and apologize. I get dressed and go to my office to clean up before heading home.
LOL that's awesome! I hate when they won't shut up. Too funny you shot on his face as punishment! -Dan
ReplyDeleteI try to avoid talking about the bad fucks. Maybe I should start spreading the word too? And maybe I can save some others the embarrasment or wasted time you'll never get back?
ReplyDeletebetter luck next time.
Interesting story. You never know how hookups will turn out. Did you fuck him bb to begin with? Lots of lube to slide it in!
ReplyDeleteChicago Bottom 4 All, I write about what happens, sometimes hot, sometimes not. Sometimes my fault and sometimes not. I'm just being honest about it. Sex can be a sticky (literally and figuratively), you just never know when it is going to click. You can learn from a bad fuck too.
ReplyDeleteDuo, sometimes you have to give a boy what he deserves. And he deserved some punishment and not the good kind if you catch my drift.
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